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Joke of the Day
"How do snowmen read their e-mails? With an icy-stare!"
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"A bit cheesy but here goes: There once was a man who used to collect spices from all over the world... now he just doesn't have the thyme."
"I like my coffee how I like my women... So hot that it hurts when it touches my crotch."
"Doctor pulls a thermometer out of his top pocket... ""Some asshole's got my pen"""
"Someday I'll find a good commie joke... Marx my words."
"Winning the lottery is a 50/50 chance You either win..... Or you don't"
"What is a firefighter's favorite video game console? Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U HINT: Say it outloud"
"If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconuts, then why can't he fix my marriage"
"Does the five-second rule apply to soup? Please hurry. Edit: Nevermind."
"Don't you just hate it when... people don't finish their"