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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee how I like my women... So hot that it hurts when it touches my crotch."
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"I sprinkled viagra in my eyes today... Now I look hard."
"Two roses What's better than two roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ"
"Q: How can you tell when your girlfriend is getting too fat? A: She fits into your wife's clothes."
"What do you call a rising poll? Upvote"
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