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Joke of the Day
"No wine. No peace. Know wine. Know peace."
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"Who will inherit all of Trump's money? His hair."
"My wife wanted to make a joke about domestic abuse *but I beat her to it*"
"Oh, you don't like my Lego jokes? BLOCKED HAHA, get it?! *retires*"
"How do you know the guy sucking your dick is gay? He's holding it with his pinky in the air."
"Apparently Burger King will be giving away free whoppers on October 13th to Special Olympians I'd be downs for that"
"Black monday is way better then black friday, look at the deals these people in Ferguson are getting. Stuff is free!!"
"Clueless boyfriend walks into publix to buy condoms. Can't find them. Finally goes in the right aisle. Proceeds to have sex. Publix: where shopping is a pleasure... ...or lack there of."
"""That dress fits you like a glove"" ""It sticks out in five places"""
"There are three types of people in this world... those who can count, and those who can't."