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Joke of the Day
"My wife came home from work crying yesterday and asked me to console her"
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"What's a slut's favorite color? Whorange"
"""My only 2 hobbies are waving and telling you my age, unsolicited of course."" - Every two year old ever"
"Whats the difference between a catholic priest and acne? The priest doesn't wait for you to hit puberty to come on your face."
"What's a vampire's fetish? Neckrophilia"
"I remember my first crush..: Orange."
"Muhammad Ali was apparently bad in bed, says his widow. Then again, he was a fighter, not a lover."
"What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand ? Birdsthigh fish fingers !"
"What's the difference between a waterproofer and a porn star? Eventually, a waterproofer stops coming home with cock all over them. Forgive my accent, I meant caulk. (My first waterproofing joke)"
"A co-worker said to me, ""Could you be any more annoying?"" So the next day I wore tap shoes to work."