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Joke of the Day
"What should you never give to a Jewish person as a present? A dustpan."
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"When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask ""who's in charge of tossing the salads here?"" Then I frown & order the soup."
"I'm going to stop eating beef from Colorado The steaks are too high"
"What is long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber"
"Lately I've found my job, building kitchen work surfaces, to be counter productive."
"What did Allen Ginsberg say upon being intoduced to Lawrence Ferlinghetti? Howl do you do ?"
"Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them."