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Joke of the Day
"A wizard walked into a gay bar and disappeared with a poof"
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"A termite walks into a bar And asks ,"" Is the bar tender here?"
"Broken puppets for sale... No strings attached."
"""I missed you today."" ""Awwww I missed you too."" *both frantically reload dueling pistols*"
"Why did the crematorium operator get a $500 bonus? Because he'd urn-ed it."
"What planet smells the worst? Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it."
"I hate one-dimensional games. They're so linear."
"On the street or subway you can only imagine what that idiot is thinking. On Twitter, you get to see what that idiot is thinking."
"QA Manager: And what is the protocol when an aircraft comes inbound with a suspected Ebola case? ""WTF. Planes can catch this shit too?"""
"Never trust a woman who takes pictures from the neck up."