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Joke of the Day
"If I had a dime for every nickel I had I would have three cents"
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"A pediatrician and funeral guy opened up a business together. The sign out front said ""Either way, you get your kid back"""
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"I invented a new word yesterday Plagiarism"
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"Cashier: What does your tattoo say? Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say? Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am."
"Yo mama joke(FNAF2) Yo mama is so ugly that even the puppet master was scared of her!"