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Joke of the Day

"I'm afraid my pet's going to die soon - he's already 14,000,000 in rock-years"

"What can you say about lots of protected sex? It is a common misconception"

"What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ? A petticoat !"

"YO momma so nasty... She pours salt water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh."

"What tree gives the best high-fives? A PALM tree!"

"A Pomeranian walks into a pomegranate convention, takes a second look at the flier and walks away disappointed."

"What does a painter do when he gets cold? Puts on another coat."

"Guys, if a girl invites you upstairs for ""coffee,"" first make sure she has coffee, you don't want to get up there and there's no coffee."

"What's Thom Yorke's reddit? /u/KarmaPuhlease"

"What's a camel? A horse made by committee."