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Joke of the Day

"Scientists confirm the human body is 75% water, still unclear what the other 25% is, ""spaghetti we think"" says one scientist"

"Confucius say if someone call you idiot it better you keep quiet, than open mouth and remove all doubt"

"What did Naruto say at his mentor'a funeral? Bereave it."

"Why did the student study in an airplane? He wanted a higher education! "

"What's the motto of the Singaporean police? Big Brudder is watching you"

"It's funny how red, white and blue represents freedom until its flashing behind you to pull over"

"My father used to be a soap dealer... ...Don't worry, he's squeaky clean now."

"What's the difference between a man and a margarita? A margarita hits the spot every time."

"Kanye West said being a rapper is like being a soldier or a cop but hey at least he didn't compare himself to Jesus. Oh wait."

"Someone should have warned me, that when you have kids, they talk to you, like, ALL. THE. TIME."