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Joke of the Day
"My father used to be a soap dealer... ...Don't worry, he's squeaky clean now."
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"Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water? A: Just spell ""Evian"" backwards!"
"What do you call a really cheesy thought? A quesaIDEA."
"What do you call a cow with no legs? My severely diabetic sister."
"Hard work is simply the refuge of people who have nothing whatever to do."
"Been told I'm a pretty awful human being. I stopped listening after he said I was pretty."
"Which of these jokes do the pigs like best? The corniest ones."
"Should America make China the 51st state so we can get better access to Chinese food? I'm so sick and tired of Panda Express."
"How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them"
"I saw my ex getting jumped by six guys at a party last night, so I helped out She didn't stand a chance against seven of us!"