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Joke of the Day
"My father used to be a soap dealer... ...Don't worry, he's squeaky clean now."
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"What do you call a gay couch? A homo sectional."
"Did anyone else hear that France is changing the color of its flag to plain white? Supposedly it is to make battles easier."
"Her: I love your lip gloss. What brand is it? Me: *looks puzzled*licks lips* It's donut glaze."
"If you want to drink and drive you better bring enough for the whole highway."
"Why does God love atheists? Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer."
"My electric toothbrush broke so now I have to use my acoustic one"
"A man walks down a street with his dog Stranger: hey that's a nice dog Man: yes but I'm afraid I'm going to have to put him down Stranger: ah how sad, why so? Man: he's fucking heavy"
"Joan Rivers stopped breathing during cosmetic surgery and has passed after several days of home care. At least she died doing what she loved."
"I've been married a long time, but I bet first dates are still the same. Lots of awkward arguments about Reaganomics."