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Joke of the Day
"What's the motto of the Singaporean police? Big Brudder is watching you"
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"I don't quite get women who have like 15 bridesmaids. I don't even like 15 people altogether in my life."
"What do you call a white man in a ghetto? An ambulance."
"What did the baby corn say to the momma corn? Where's pop corn?"
"I can control what you do next in life. Made you click."
"Jewish kid calls his dad from college... ...asking for fifty dollars. Dad responds: ""Forty dollars? What do you need thirty dollars for?"""
"All jeans are skinny jeans... ...if you're fat enough."
"What do you say to a family who has just experienced death of a family member due to anorexia? Sorry for the loss."
"Do you think Charlie Sheen admitted to being HIV positive on national television... because it was easier than making phone calls?"
"Laziness father to his adopted son: ""what is the limit of laziness?"" son: ""having an adopted son"""