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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sea creature that murders people? A Serial Kriller."
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"Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election? He TANKED his campaign!"
"Two gerbils....(NSFW) ...are walking down the street and come up to a gay bar. One turns to his friend and asks. >Wanna go inside and get shit faced? Lemmiwinks is your clue."
"What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom? One snatches your watch and the other watches your snatch."
"Q: Why are blondes hurt by people's words? A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries."
"The only thing worse than sitting down on a cold toilet seat is sitting down on a warm toilet seat."
"It should be socially acceptable to end any boring conversation by shouting ""UNSUBSCRIBE!"""
"What did the doctors office say to the hurricane? Sorry, we don't take any Joaquins"
"Why is the Ocean blue? Because the fish go blublublu."
"What did Cinderella say as she was approaching the ball? *makes choking sounds*"