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Joke of the Day

"There are few things I enjoy more than picking an argument with my girlfriend when she has the hiccups."

"Another sequel in the ""The Fast and the Furious"" series was announced today. We can only assume it will be called: ""5 Fast 5 Furious""."

"Bernie Sanders has no chance as long as Theres a Trump virus going around on this website?"

"What does a cannibal call a skateboarder? Meals on wheels."

"Reasons he didn't text you: - He forgot. - He fell asleep. - His phone died. - His pet died. - His GF died. - He died. - He thinks you died."

"What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WA TAA!!!"

"Just seen a woman in town with lipgloss so sticky she had 16 flies attached to her mouth."

"I hurt my knee the other day... ...but I'm not sure if it was my low knee or my high knee."

"Customer: Why does your sign say ""Fine Dining""? Waiter: We can dream can't we?"

"Is there a God? A billion Hindus can't be wrong."