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Joke of the Day
"What's a Londoner's favorite seafood? King's Crustacean."
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"Shout out to the top 5 phones, mega, micro, smart, speaker and get off the damn."
"A vegan, an atheist and a reformed ex-smoker walk into a bar. Everyone else in the bar leaves."
"Helen Keller's two favorite colors Corduroy and velcro"
"Got so drunk last night that I was able to translate three Pearl Jam albums into English"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brook ! Brook who ? Brook-lyn bridge !"
"My voicemail message is just instructions on how to send a text message with brief pauses filled with heavy sighing."
"How is a computer like an air conditioner? They both stop working properly when you open windows."
"How To Avoid Dating You're too young for me. I'm too young for you. I don't date men my age. Okay, but after I finish my antibiotics."
"Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it."