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Joke of the Day

"Once when I had a broken toe, my mom told me to walk it off. When Princess Di died, she sobbed for a day."

"Well... You know what they say... So I guess I don't need to tell you..."

"I'm so torn on circumcision. I mean, you're either foreskin or against it."

"Scientists say the universe is made up of Protons, Neutrons and Electrons, but I think they forgot to mention the Morons."

"Doctor: You have acute appendicitis. Me: And you have a cute face. Drinks?"

"No school tomorrow... Thanks Obama"

"Apparently someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor Bastard."

"""Why was the Amish girl excommunicated ? Too Mennonite."" - Hitchens"

"Two nuns walk into a bar... The third one ducks."

"What did Keanu Reeves say to slow down his horse? Whoa."