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Joke of the Day

"Facebook definitely needs to change their name. Pretty sure books aren't supposed to make you dumber."

"I was walking down the road and some guy tipped a whole carton of milk on me... How dairy"

"What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs? You take him for a drag."

"A Blonde walks up to a barman and orders a double entendre So he gives her one!"

"Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road? To get out of this town."

"Dark humor is like food Some people just don't get it"

"What was more important than the invention of the first telephone? The second telephone."

"Isn't it annoying when engineering students call themselves engineers? It's stupid. You don't hear medical students calling themselves doctors or arts students calling themselves baristas."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist."

"I finally found a book where the love interest is a grandfather clock It's about fucking time"