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Joke of the Day
"What's the best thing to say if a pizzaman does an AMA? OP delivers."
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"Edgy Knock knock joke Knock knock. Who's there? The pilot. Let me in"
"[Old joke alert] Why are dwarfs so depressed? Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy."
"My friend told me that he was diagnosed with Dissociative Identity Disorder. I bought him a snickers"
"I know wearing black is supposed to make you look slimmer but I may be taking it too far wearing this Darth Vader costume all week..."
"How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves? They Rocked their doors."
"No one is perfect. Everyone's Ass has a crack in it."
"What's the plural of Ebola West Africa Credit goes to /u/Malfunkdung"
"Sorry my seductive strip tease to Janet Jackson's Black Cat blew your Grandma's pacemaker and caused your Mom to divorce your Dad."
"Daddy, why is grandma so bitter? I don't know, son; seems to run in the family. Your great uncle tasted awful"