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Joke of the Day
"A gorilla walks into a bar Holy shit run!"
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"I don't understand why women programmers are mad when male programmers objectify their body.... After all, it is object oriented programming."
"Content is king. But timing is everything. Then again... location, location, location. You should probably just do everything perfectly."
"Overheard at Starbucks: Man: Would you like to try a pumpkin spice latte? Woman: No. Since Trump came on the scene I am boycotting everything orange."
"""We should definitely let dolphins go into space instead of monkeys"" said one scientist obviously not a dolphin dressed up as a scientist"
"There are 5 flies in the kitchen, which one is the cowboy? The one on the range."
"So i was banging a girl yesterday and she kept on saying another guys name... Who the fuck is rape?"
"Why are the developers of NoMansSky called Hellogames? Because you never get a goodbuy from them"
"The rotation of the earth Really makes my day"
"I asked my priest if it might be a good idea to stop masturbating But he didn't take the hint"