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Joke of the Day
"I was playing Battleship with my tumor... I won though, my last hit was B9."
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"bill nye is short for william new years eve"
"A seal walks into a club.... That's the story and we're sticking to it."
"Teacher : Tommy you try my patience ! Tommy: No teacher you had better try mine. There's more of it !"
"My idea of flirting is giving a girl 1 of my 10 tacos."
"What body part is most sensitive to a man while he is masturbating? His ears."
"jokes about unemployed people aren't funny They just don't work..."
"Can't wait for Game 8 of the World Series, Indians vs the Dakota Access Pipeline"
"If a man tells you he'll fix it, he will fix it. There is no need to incessantly remind him about it every 5 to 6 months."
"[NSFW] Useless things Q: What are the most useless items ever invented? A: Condoms. If you need one, she's too old."