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Joke of the Day

"Today I found out that nobody living in my town is allowed to be buried in it. It might be because they're alive"

"I hate taking my paraplegic dog out for walks. It's a real drag."

"Don't lose the girl of your life, for the hoe of the night."

"A salesman knocked on my door today. ""Who currently provides your Internet?"" he asked. I said, ""My next door neighbour."""

"Statistics are like Bikini Atoll Their essence utterly obliterated for the purpose of proving a political point."

"What is a suicide bomber's favorite TV show? The Big Bang Theory."

"How did they cure the swine flu? With oinkment."

"Hey guys I found an iPhone 6s If it's yours contact me. I still need the charger!"

"Elitist Perfumers no common scents"

"A lady came up to me in the middle of the street asking for help So I gave her my AIDS"