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Joke of the Day
"What did the overweight ballet dancer perform ? The dance of the sugar plump fairy !"
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"My New Year's resolution is 1920 x 1080!"
"The chicken and the egg lay in bed together sharing a cigarette... The chicken turns to the egg and says, ""well, I guess we answered that one."""
"I don't think it's called USA anymore, but DSA... The Divided States of America."
"#rubbishjokes What's black and white and makes a lot of noise? A panda with a set of drums."
"Run over by a Limo My mate got run over this morning by a limousine, it took fucking ages..."
"Why was the plumber stressed? He had a high pressure job"
"I bought a new stick of deodorant today and the instructions say to remove the top and push up bottom I can barely walk now but when I fart the room smells lovely"
"What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween? Pump kin."
"My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records.... When the librarian saw me, she called the police."