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Joke of the Day

"Whenever one door closes, another opens. ..perhaps the one who built the house didn't do a good job."

"Why do women fake orgasms? I wish they'd just be honest. I've only faked an orgasm once, when I was being mugged..... That scared him off."

"What happened to the clock that was still hungry? It went back 4 seconds."

"I don't know what you guys think about Michael Jackson... and these blackmail allegations but I'm pretty sure he used to be one."

"How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer may shock you."

"Banana & Holes! Monkeys And Girls r same, Because They fight only for BANANA ! Boys And Rats are same, They are Always Searching for new holes..! ;)"

"it's raining and my gf has been staring at the window for about an hour.. i should probably let her in."

"I dumped my girlfriend and started reading a geography book. At least I know where I stand now."

"Before gravity was invented you had to tie down your cows or your cows would just float away"

"What did the Earth say to the Earthquake? Sorry...that was my fault."