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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a group of baboons and our political system? I don't know."
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"I let Jesus be my co-pilot once. Terrible decision, really. I was all, ""Drive, Jesus! Drive!"" And he was like, ""No hablo ingles, senor!"""
"What do nazis use to mass produce toys? A vinyl solution."
"What do you call an elderly vampire? Grampire."
"What do you get when you drop a Hawaiian pizza? Pearl Harbor pizza."
"Your LinkedIn says you have a job but your snapchat says otherwise."
"Did you guys hear about gay 9/11? Never faget."
"""I don't have to outrun the bear! Just you!"" Wrong. Bears are so sick of that joke, they skip the slow guy and eat the fast guy now."
"Folks call me a stillborn egg Cause' I'm never getting laid!"
"How much did the critic tip the waiter? Two cents"