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Joke of the Day

"Who did the ghost invite to his party? Anyone he could dig up."

"Husband, Wife and Doctor Joke Doctor: Your husband needs a proper rest. Here are some sleeping tablets. Woman: When will he have these? Doctor: It's for you, not for him."

"I've just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....... I will keep you posted."

"Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!"

"What do the Japanese call a large apartment? An itssoroomy."

"Why is gravity so weak? Because it doesn't lift"

"What do you call three Trumpies? Drei rot."

"Eagles Guitarist Glenn Frey died today at the age of 67... There goes all my hopes and dreams for their reunion tour: ""Bald Eagles"""

"House arrest? You mean permission to excuse myself from social interaction? Oh no, judge. Please don't."

"What's the difference between OP and a brick? A brick gets laid!"