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Joke of the Day
"What does a vegan zombie eat? Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains! ... I'll show myself out..."
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"it's never okay to hit a woman ! wipe her make up and fight her man to man"
"Russia's Three Steps to Homework Step 1. Putin it off Step 2. Stalin Step 3. Russian to finish"
"You're not impressing anyone, server who didn't write down our orders. You're just making us anxious."
"What does Bill Cosby put in his garden? Rapeseeds."
"Do you know why Morgan Freeman's name is Morgan Freeman? Because his first name is Morgan and his last name is Freeman"
"Why did the marijuana addict always turn his supply packet around when buying it? He heard the grass is greener on the other side"
"My girlfriend is like the Samsung Note7 She blows up at any given moment."
"What do you call a school that teaches you how to draw hairy butts? Colon-hairy Arts School!"
"How many teens does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, but you need a really big lightbulb."