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Joke of the Day
"Yo momma so fat... She's a Reddit admin!"
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"Being old is like being in prison... It hurts to bend over."
"Just been chatting on Skype to a young lady who lives in Wales, she's asked me to come and visit her...this weekend I'm off to Bangor."
"What do you do when you're sunburned? Make like a banana and peel."
"There is no more cake. This is my suicide note."
"Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell? Easy. More traffic is going to hell."
"Hey guys, which cell phone provider drops the most calls? I need to get one for my mom."
"""Hi-"" ""I have a boyfriend."" ""Do y-"" ""I have a boyfriend."" ""Excuse m-"" ""I have a boyfriend."" ""I JUST WANNA KNOW WHERE THE BATHROOM IS."""
"How did Djengis Khan found Mongolia? One steppe at a time."
"Knock knock. Who's there? Nunya. Nunya who? How many Nunyas do you know?"