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"A little girl told her mother ""Mommy, I want to be a feminist when I grow up!"" The mother answered ""Well make up your mind, sweetheart""."
"What do you guys think of this quote I came up with? ""Good artists copy, great artists steal."""
"A guy comes into a bar. No wait.. it was a horse. So, a guy comes into a horse..."
"If people winked in real life as much as they do on the Internet, the world would be about 542.67% creepier."
"Picture us, making love. Wrong. More cheese."
"My favourite position in bed...... The side nearest the socket so i can play with my phone while it's charging"
"My professor asked me to define narcissism I said ""It's the belief you are as perfect and infallible as I am."""
"Just turned off porch light and saw a moth take off flying towards the moon. Good luck buddy, if you make it back, sell the story to Pixar."
"My wife and I had a real Fairytale wedding. A wolf killed her grandma during the ceremony and then we ate stolen porridge from some bears."