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Joke of the Day
"What goes ha, ha, ha, clunk? A man laughing his head off."
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"My dad was born with a conjoined twin He was the uncle on my dad's side. But don't worry, the doctors were able to separate them. Now he's my uncle once removed."
"It must be so good to speak signal language. You can talk with your mouth full"
"Donald Trump is like the number pi... There is no end to his irrationality."
"I bet when the first guy wore glasses everybody was like ""Oh la de da, excuse me Mr. I Need TWO Monocles."""
"How do you cancel your appointment at the spermicides bank? You call and say you can't cum. Edit:typo"
"What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. Oceans can't talk"
"Did you hear about the casting for the new Batman movie? People have really Ben Affleckted by it."
"If we're strictly talking body count, then I'm a morning person."
"I share a commute with three friends. Every weekday for the last 15 years I've driven into the city, taking the road that goes under the river. Now the doctor says I have Carpool Tunnel Syndrome."