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Joke of the Day
"What's E.T. Short for? Cause he's got small legs......"
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"Me: I know you from somewhere Jesus: I get that a lot Me: no I'm sure Jesus: just one of those faces Me: [holding arms out] go like this"
"Alice in Wonderland taught me to drink things that I'm unsure of"
"Never Judge the Beauty Of a Girl By Her Profile Picture. Judge it By the Photos She is Tagged in"
"Doctor,doctor! A man goes to the doctor, concerned if he is becoming a thief. The doctor replies, ""well, have you taken anything for it?"""
"""Why can't anything be easy?!?"" I moaned as my real-time handheld connection to all the world's information briefly ran slower than usual."
"What is a Pokemon's favourite place to go in France? Paras"
"Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo drizzle"
"Why did the programmer confuse Halloween with Christmas? Because OCT 31 = DEC 25."
"Why did the Pharaoh Build a Statue of Himself? Because he Sphinx he's the best."