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Joke of the Day
"Fock spelling."
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"I asked a French person why us Americans piss them off so much I couldn't really understand what he said but I'm pretty sure it was ""Blah blah blah, I'm French, I'm better than everyone."""
"I finally had the talk with my kids. I told them that in the wild animals eat their young so they better get their shit together."
"Whats the best thing about doing twenty four year olds? Theres twenty four of them."
"I guess that is what a Brazilian wax feels like."
"A dyslexic guy... Walks into a bra."
"A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says, ""Fuck off, you won't bring it back."""
"What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books? ""I don't know what you're Tolkien about!"" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb."
"What did the two vegan strangers say to each other? Nothing. They didn't meat."
"Show me a gay married couple And I'll show you a couple that hasn't been married 25 years."