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Joke of the Day
"What did the two vegan strangers say to each other? Nothing. They didn't meat."
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"Cinderella What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gagged!"
"At least the English rugby team doesn't have a flight home of shame..."
"How dare you call me naive! I'd sue you for slander if I hadn't sent all my money to that Nigerian prince."
"If Bon Jovi had the 'power to turn back time', he'd go back to when he was relevant & not doing Direct TV Commercials."
"Did you hear about the guy who is half black and half Japanese? Every December 7th he attacks Pearl Bailey."
"Life without women would be a pain in the ass!"
"At midnight in the graveyard You can come across a grave with the name Billy McCrackin. If you go to the grave just after midnight and say ""Billy, What are you doing?"" He will say Nuthin'"
"I dated a girl with a lazy eye once... caught her seeing someone on the side though."
"Date: ""So, what do you want to be?"" Me: ""Impressed."""