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Joke of the Day
"Why did the dog mistake the dog catcher for a grape? He was colour-blind."
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"My beef with you is that you're too chicken to pork me."
"M: If my chip:salsa ratio isn't perfectly even, I will burn down this restaurant, I swear to God. H: This is our house. M: I SWEAR TO GOD!"
"What is the best gift to give a gay geneticist? designer genes"
"What do call a horse that lives near you? A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)"
"Never get stuck behind the devil in a Post Office queue For the devil can take many forms"
"What do you say to Simba when he's slow? Mufasa! ""move faster"" heu heu heu"
"(Starbucks drive thru) Me: I'd like to pay-it-forward for the car behind me. Barista: That will be $30 Me: How much for the car behind him?"
"Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Look ask me when I get back from India okay?"
"Q. What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies? A. Bingo!"