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Joke of the Day

"I love timelines that are 100% unanswered tweets @ celebrities. It's like reading letters to Santa."

"Its important to have a good vocabulary... If only I had known the difference between the words antidote and anecdote, one of my good friends would still be living."

"What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane? BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD"

"Hello everyone Where are u from?"

"What's better than two roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ."

"Corn on the cob today is corn on the log tomorrow."

"I'm sorry I slapped you but you didn't seem like you would ever stop talking and I panicked."

"was thinking i would go away this easter. figured i would just hang around instead. its what jesus would have done"

"Grandson convinced his grandmother to make an email account. Grandson: Look, Grandma. Somebody already sent you an email. *(Click)* Grandmother: Why would I want to enlarge my penis?"

"My computer can sing it's A Dell"