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Joke of the Day

"Why do cows wear bells? ...because their horns don't work."

"What do your mother and a marathon have in common? They are both doable as long as you don't mind following a bunch of black guys."

"What is the difference between Harry potter and jews? Harry potter made it out if the chamber"

"What do Donald Trump and Pokemon have in common? The only thing they can say are their name and random bullsh**."

"What did Luke Skywalker get for his 16th birthday? A Toy-Yoda"

"I just ended a 5 year relationship! I am fine though because it wasn't my relationship."

"Is it still a walk of shame if I'm leaving my own house? It ain't like I'm proud of what happened in there."

"I gave my friend 10 puns, hoping at least some would make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did."

"What's the difference between three Cocks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."

"Marry had a Little Lamb... Marry had a little lamb, Little lamb, Little lamb. Marry had a little lamb... The Doctor was surprised."