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Joke of the Day

"What is white and disturbes your dinner? An avalanche."

"What did the drunk egg say? O'm lit!"

"Obama's gonna take all your decorative soaps."

"2 is the only even prime number. It's kind of odd, isn't it?"

"God is Love... ... But Satan does that thing you like with his tongue."

"A crossfitter, a Texan, and a vegan walk into a bar. How do you know? They all tell you within 3 seconds."

"Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Because they're sending their turkey to the White House!"

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick into my girlfriend's ass."

"How do we know Jesus was a man? We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming."

"What's the best way to remove a grass stain? Alcohol? I don't see how getting drunk will help, but whatever."