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Joke of the Day

"YOU'LL SEE, YOU'LL ALL SEE! An enthusiastic optician throwing dozens of pairs of glasses out into a crowd."

"Q. What creature has the best aptitude for engineering ? A. The spider -- It has its own website."

"What the beat part about having sex with twenty-one year olds? There's twenty of them!"

"My girlfriend is a porn star I really hope she never finds out."

"Guys are like bears, if you lay very still they'll paw at you a bit then give up and go look for food."

"Why don't amateur pornstars use big words? Because they're all laymen."

"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? can't jam peanut butter in your ass"

"What's more horrifying than finding a stack of dad's playboys in the basement? Realising one of them's still breathing."

"(Don't let her know you can't read) Yes I'll have this *points to menu* -So you want the gratuity of 15% added to parties of 8 or more? Shit"

"If you play Stairway to Heaven backwards does it become Highway to Hell?"