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Joke of the Day

"Two elephants are in a bath tub One asks the other ""Pass the soap"". The other one replies, ""No soap, Radio!"""

"What do we want? CLICKBAIT When do we want it? The answer will shock you."

"What does a former terrorist playboy say to the officer interrogating him? ""Look, officer, I may be wearing a turban, and I may have a gun on me, but I ain't Bin Laiden years!"""

"What's a linguist's favorite beverage? IPA"

"Why are there so many more men in the military? Because ladies go in first."

"Dear /r/jokes, I've said this before and I'll say it again... Gay jokes are NOT funny! Come on guys."

"What's the difference between a line of naked women and a magician? Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts..."

"What do you call a chicken with lettuce on its eyes? Chicken Ceasar salad."

"Why was the baby in Africa crying? It was having a mid-life crisis."

"What did the leper say to the hooker? keep the tip. ;)"