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Joke of the Day
"I'm not sure Donald Trump is qualified to sit in an exit row on a plane"
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"Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus? He refused to integrate."
"Did you hear about the man who jumped in the Hudson River? He committed sewercide."
"My approach to women is the same as my approach to code Object Oriented"
"A can crushers job must be... Soda pressing."
"I'm really glad the Revolution happened in the 1770s. If it happened this decade we'd all just sign a petition saying we hate the King"
"What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? We really *do* taste like chicken!"
"Nothing cuts deeper than an insult with bad grammar and a spelling mistake."
"Joe: Okay so we sneak in one night around February, steal his shoes Obama: Joe Joe: And then dump legos all over the floor"
"When is it alright to spit in a muslims face It never is"