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Joke of the Day

"My friend told me that he saw a bowl so big that it was the size of Australia. Which I replied, ""Wanna know whats also the size of Australia? Australia."

"Global bee population is drastically dwindling, what can they do to save themselves? Pretty simple. They need to learn English and say Let us bee!"

"What Happens if you eat Yeast and Shoe Polish ? Every morning you will RISE and SHINE."

"Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted? Diversion Mary"

"Soccer manager fired for mistake ""Whoops wrong sub"" - Manager"

"Did you see the clown that hides from morons?"

"Moms are like feet [NSFW] The more you talk about them in public, the more everyone assumes you want to have sex with them."

"Why was Jesus a virgin when he died? Every time he touched a ""wound"" it closed."

"What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common? They're both crushed-asians"

"Why is America home to the majority of comedians? Lax pun control laws."