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Joke of the Day

"What is your favorite Brian Williams joke? I was there during the big bang of the universe - Brian Williams"

"Why didn't the life guard save the hippy? Beacuse he was to ""far out man""."

"What do bears get at raves? Mauly."

"Biochemists at Chipotle have discovered a way to defeat ISIS militants without any civilian casualties Free Burrito Bowls."

"*National Spelling Bee Final - Spell cyclops. - Use in a sentence. - Cyclops have one eye. *winks at audience - C-E-Y-E-C-L-O-P-S."

"Q: What came first; the chicken or the egg? A: The rooster."

"Why doesn't Santa have any kids? He only comes once a year, and its own the chimney."

"""My cat just got ran over"" You cant end a sentence with a preposition ""My cat just got ran over lol"""

"You know what I love about being bipolar? NOTHING I FUCKING HATE IT!"

"People think that in Africa we ride lions and elephants to work. That's ridiculous, we don't have jobs."