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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than having a girlfriend with no tits? Having tits and no girlfriend."
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"Facebook told me my new password was too long... All I typed in was ""My Dick""."
"What do you call jeans that haven't been worn before? Vir-jeans"
"What do you say when you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Drop it Ni**a (sorry for the offensive word)"
"Damn girl, are you Miley Cyrus? I fucking hate you."
"My hobbies include humming the Jurassic Park theme song to my chickens, to make them feel more in touch with their ancestors."
"Reflections on this mirror appear uglier than they really are because of the erroneous standards of beauty set by our judgemental society."
"Q: How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology? A: A Buy-ologist."
"Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice? Just tell me ""enjoy the diarrhea"" and I'll move along."
"Wife: I just wanted our honeymoon to be special. Me holding 2 Nintendo64 controllers: Me too, but you need to hurry and pick a character."