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Joke of the Day

"The boss is telling his workers a dumb joke... ...and every worker is laughing except one. The boss asks that one worker: ""Why are you not laughing?"" ""Cos I'm quitting today."""

"Some dude just ran into Starbucks, grabbed coconut water yelling ""white people milk"" and left. Went outside, coconut water all over street"

"Socialism is like breathing water... You just aren't doing it right! Here let me try..."

"Q: Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl? A: There was a restraining order."

"Why did Nietzche's Shop go out of business? He accepted eternal returns."

"Why did the orgy fail? No one came."

"Two men walk into a bar knock knock"

"How do you kill a vampire baby? Stake and shake"

"How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn? Paint one of them black; the others will move away."

"What type of equipment do you operate for abortions? A baby excavator."