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Joke of the Day
"why Ed doesn't have a girlfriend? Cause sheeran."
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"A ham sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Sorry. We don't serve food."""
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"A Segway segway Oh hey, speaking of Segways...."
"""My dad is a famous spy"" Yeah my dad sucks at his job too"
"""Dad, where do zebras come from?"" Well son, when a referee loves a horse very much"