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Joke of the Day
"Inspecting mirrors.... ....is a job I can see myself doing."
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"What did the Titanic say to the iceberg? ""Okay, but just the tip."""
"Wanna know something about whiteboards? They're remarkable."
"If I say I'm going to meet my maker, it's just me having lunch with my parents."
"What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking in a house fire."
"I bet the guy who invented the percent symbol, %, got his inspiration from watching his wife put on a seatbelt"
"A bad joke hit a good joke... ...what a bad joke."
"Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree? The University of Minnesoda"
"Me: What are you up to? Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor."
"Is this one haunted? ""No"" What about that one? ""Ma'am, none of the booze is haunted"" What kind of wine and spirits store is this?!"