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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a blind German? A nat-zee"
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"I'm pretty sure all of the 7 dwarfs were named after a stage of Snow Whites' heroin addiction."
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"People that over-exaggerate are the absolute worst."
"Dear little baby Jesus, If I got what I deserved, it'd be bad. But my daddy deserves the best. Please send him a handsome son-in-law. Amen"
"What's green, has six legs, and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table"
"If Trump gets the Presidency, he'll ban all shredded cheese from being bought... He wants to make America grate again."
"What did the doctor say to the terminally ill deaf patient? ""Now, this may be difficult to hear..."""
"My rubberband gun was confiscated in Algebra class It was a weapon of math disruption!"
"*sees a guy snap fingers at a server. I reach for my bag* Wife: No. We only have one left. We have a baby. Me: (to genie) take his fingers"