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Joke of the Day
"Think of a good penis joke! Wait, I have a good one right on the tip of my tongue!"
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"Being politically correct sucks. I can't even say ""black paint"" anymore. Now I have to say, ""hey Jamal would you please go paint that fence over there?"""
"For Halloween, our daughter is dressing up as joke telling jack-o'-lantern. She's our little pun-kin."
"My wife has a tatoo of a shell on the inside of her thigh If you put your ear against it you can smell the sea"
"Why couldn't Batman go fishing? Because Robin ate the worms."
"what does a sneeze see after it dies sneezus"
"What do you call a pile of cats? a Meowtain"
"It's black, and when it falls out of a tree your piano breaks. Your piano."
"What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet? Lieutenant"
"My girlfriend is like a bagpipe When I squeeze her she makes annoying noises."