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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the moron's house. *knock knock* ^^Whose ^^there? *the chicken...*"

"What did the abacus say to the adding machine? Calc you later!"

"What do you call a nun on a wheelchair Virgin mobile"

"Why cant you play cards on a rowboat? Because you're sitting on the deck..."

"What comes after a farting competition? Farty!"

"What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics? One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for."

"I wondered why the train was getting bigger... then it hit me"

"Does money shrink when you wash it? No, but it does when you launder it!"

"My Pet Mouse Elvis Died Today He got caught in a trap."

"*puts a picture of Roger Rabbit in a picture frame* I did it. I framed Roger Rabbit."