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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the moron's house. *knock knock* ^^Whose ^^there? *the chicken...*"

"The platypus is what happens when you take a perfectly good concept and send it to network executives for notes."

"What's the best reason to date a pornstar? You never have to meet her father."

"I caught a lot lizard the other day.... Keeping it in a cage with hot rocks till i figure out what to feed it..."

"My son asked what it is like to be married, so I deleted all the music on his ipod except 1 song."

"I saw a pickup truck that said ""Silly boys trucks are for girls"". they have managed to put a kitchen in a truck. Technology is amazing."

"The Dalai Lama went into a pizza shop.. And asked them to make him one with everything."

"I became a vegan yesterday... ...but I tell you, it was a missed-steak."

"What does a perverted frog say? Rubbit."

"""Let me get them digits."" - creepy accountant"