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Joke of the Day
"Looks like a wonderful day to do all the nothing I have planned."
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"What's the difference between a Ford and a tampon? The tampon comes with a tow rope."
"How was copper wire invented? Two Jews found the same penny!"
"""Y'know, I've realize something. In almost every Western cartoon there is talking animals in it."" ""Hmm, I can't really think of any."" The pig replied."
"My favourite two word joke. Dwarf (_)   ( _)>-   (_) Shortage   [By Jimmy Carr]"
"Two moles are going down a tunnel. The one behind says: I think I smell molasses."
"WIFE: He makes everything into a wood pun ME: This couch has such great lumber support WIFE: See?? THERAPIST: Try to stop ME: Oakey dokey"
"What's the difference between Boy Scouts and Jews? Boy Scouts come back from their camps."
"What's going on in Paris is outrageous. You think the french would have surrendered by now."
"""Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus"" is on, followed by ""Mega Shark vs Crocasaurus"". Nice job, SyFy. Way to GIVE AWAY THAT GIANT OCTOPUS LOSES."