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Joke of the Day

"Two moles are going down a tunnel. The one behind says: I think I smell molasses."

"Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road? He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke"

"So it turns out the son of a preacherman just had really long arms"

"Russian Joke Parents got shot, children got shot, friends got shot... Joke over back to field."

"REMINDER: If men could get pregnant, birth control would be in Hooters' wing sauce."

"What's ISIS's favourite band? Koran Koran."

"How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright? Shine a torch in her ear!"

"Prayer: Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!"

"Went out to dinner with a cannibal last night.. It cost me an arm and a leg"

"""That goddamn janitor drew a dick on the chalkboard again!"" (Bad Will Hunting.)"