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Joke of the Day
"Emmanuel Lubezki walks into a bar and orders one shot."
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"Is it rude to go up to someone with an eyepatch and say ""Was it all fun and games up until that point?"""
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"So my wife discovered I keep writing ""please help me"" in the memo line of all my personal checks and now I'm not allowed to have checks."
"""With people now being able to decide their own gender, how do you feel about people who identify as household appliances?"" ""I'm certainly not a big fan."""
"Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? A: He had no body to go with."
"Why I'm leaving Reddit. I have to go to the gas station to pick up some munchies."
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"drity What food diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%? Her wedding cake."